A man goes into a fancy gift shop looking for something unique for his wife for Christmas. Shopkeeper leads him to a golden cage with a beautiful parrot named Chet inside.
Can he talk? Talk! He can sing! Show me!
Shopkeeper lights a match and puts it under one of the bird’s claws and it breaks out into a beautiful rendition of We Three Kings.
Lights another match, puts it under the other claw, and the parrot sings Joy to the World to perfection.
What happens if you hold the match in the middle? I don’t know, let’s try it. The bird squaks loudly CHETS NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!!!
Can he talk? Talk! He can sing! Show me!
Shopkeeper lights a match and puts it under one of the bird’s claws and it breaks out into a beautiful rendition of We Three Kings.
Lights another match, puts it under the other claw, and the parrot sings Joy to the World to perfection.
What happens if you hold the match in the middle? I don’t know, let’s try it. The bird squaks loudly CHETS NUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!!!
