KaneFan29 said:

UTEP by 10

Attendance close to a sellout!

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UTEPMiners8106 said:

This is a slippery slope. I thought Jackson was tremendous, all time leading scorer in school and C-USA history but he didn’t make an NCAA Tournament game. And if people are going to say his number should be retired then we should look at Brandon Wolfram and Antoine Gillespie.

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MistaBinks said:

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FiliUTEP said:

I did read it. It wasn't funny. Maybe tell better jokes?? 🤔🤔🤔

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utep1966 said:

Got it. You didn't read the joke, therefore it is impossible for you to understand.

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KaneFan29 said:

I am quitting my job at Arby’s and will be applying to dance in the aisles at SUP!

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FiliUTEP said:

I always thought there should be a jobs posting thread. Maybe someone wants to move back to El Paso or someone is thinking of moving to El Paso.

I will start El Paso Chihuahuas are having a job fair February 15. Who is going??

Southwest University Park to Hold Job Fair for the 2025 Season

Southwest University Park, home of the El Paso Chihuahuas and El Paso Locomotive FC, will host its 2025 job fair Saturday, February 15 from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. in the WestStar Club at the ballpark. This event offers job seekers the opportunity to

www.milb.com

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FiliUTEP said:

You didn't even get a response emoji...🫤🫤🫤
It bombed 🖖🖖🖖

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utep1966 said:

Did you read the whole thing or did you not understand the joke?

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FiliUTEP said:

This one totally bombed not a funny joke. 👍👍👍

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utep1966 said:

This is a long one, but one of my favorites.

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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”.
’About 32,’ is the reply.’
‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’ With a big smile, the woman replies, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’
Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’
Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, ‘Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.’
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, ‘What the hell, go ahead.’
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, ‘Okay, okay.....How old am I?’
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, ‘Madam, you are 50.’
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, ‘That was incredible, how could you tell?’
‘I was behind you at McDonalds’.

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unihorn said:

An old blind man in a wheelchair applies for a job at a logging camp. Bossman says : what can you do? Crip says: I’m an expert wood sniffer.

Boss puts a piece of oak in front of crips nose. Crip says: it’s oak. Very strong. Excellent for support beams.

Boss puts a piece of pine under crips nose. Crip sniffs and says: Pine! Excellent for floors and cabinets!

Frustrated, boss man tells his wife to come over to the applicants wheelchair and lift her skirt right in his face.

Crip sniffs once, then more deeply.

Bossman says well?

Crip says, ok you got me. I don’t know what kind of wood it is.















But I’m certain it’d make an excellent shit house on a fishing boat 🤪

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