A husband, shopping for a unique Christmas gift for his wife, finds a talking parrot named Chet.
The shop owner holds a lit match under the parrot's left foot, and he sings out, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..."
Then the shop owner holds a lit match under the parrot's right foot, and the parrot sings out, "Silent night, holy night..."
"Wonderful!" the husband says. "What happens if you hold the lit match between his legs?"
"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."the parrot loudly squawks.
The shop owner holds a lit match under the parrot's left foot, and he sings out, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..."
Then the shop owner holds a lit match under the parrot's right foot, and the parrot sings out, "Silent night, holy night..."
"Wonderful!" the husband says. "What happens if you hold the lit match between his legs?"
"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire..."the parrot loudly squawks.
