Paging Parker Thune

[picks up]

@Parker Thune so where do we rank on the current recruiting class? We have gotten like 15 or so commitments this past week. I know we're the sidepiece to Oklahoma and they're far more important than little ole UTEP but we still would like some information on our team.

 

[SisyphusMiner]

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[FiliUTEP]

@Parker Thune so where do we rank on the current recruiting class? We have gotten like 15 or so commitments this past week. I know we're the sidepiece to Oklahoma and they're far more important than little ole UTEP but we still would like some information on our team.

Utep not even the sidepiece. Utep is the special project for PT just doing it to be nice.

 

[picks up]

So the sidepiece still isn't getting any love around here. We don't need a ring out here Parker, just a text when your wife isn't looking would be nice.

 

[T-6 Miner]

I think Parker forgot about his side piece.

 

[Paydirt pat]

I think Parker forgot about his side piece.

He probably forgot about us when most like me quit paying after football was over and there was nothing on basketball