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Screw politics -- who here ever got screwed in a Juarez whorehouse?

LMAO WTF horny. I've never done that in jtown but I had a complete opposite experience with backpage. Called this one up and went to her hotel. When I went in the room a complete dime piece. A 20 year old blonde from SDSU. Perfect body. Said she was doing that to pay her way through college.
 
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unihorn said:
All I remember is choosing this young, hot Latina downstairs, but by the time I got upstairs, she'd aged 20 years, gained 40 pounds, and developed halitosis.

The bouncers made me close the deal regardless...
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Yep. 1987. Had to give up some bling to our cab driver when he got us back to the strip. Used almost all of our $ at the cat house. Cab driver wasn't too thrilled that we had 2 bucks between us. Wondered why he was looking at my neck. Gave a little nod, and said "I like you shain".

Damn, the horn has one thing on his mind as of late. Wait...what am I thinking, "as of late"? Always is probably more accurate. Thanks for the walk down memory lane, uni.
 
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I like Elsa Jean. She's kind of flat but there's something about her I can't resist.
 
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Back in the day, I was the designated driver (to Mariscal Street) when my single and desperate buddies returned to El Paso from Boot Camp, overseas or war. I was married at the time so I would just order a beer at the bar while they went upstairs past the pecker-checker and into the rooms. Before a had two swigs, they'd be back by my side and I'd say, "is something wrong?" And no, they were, "nope, done, let's go." I never let them live it down.
 
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Back in the day, I was the designated driver (to Mariscal Street) when my single and desperate buddies returned to El Paso from Boot Camp, overseas or war. I was married at the time so I would just order a beer at the bar while they went upstairs past the pecker-checker and into the rooms. Before a had two swigs, they'd be back by my side and I'd say, "is something wrong?" And no, they were, "nope, done, let's go." I never let them live it down.
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Pecker-checker haha
 
FanatiCoog said:
I prefer the girl-next-door look. Isabella Soprano gets my vote. Think I'd leave my wife of 24 years for her.:)
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Is that an attempt at gay slur-ing Corona. I'm not gay but I'm Mexican so maybe you can throw some Mexican slurs at me? You Right wingers always revert to racism, misogyny and gay bashing when you get called out and can't defend your shit.
 
She's not really a "porn actress," but I'm nuts for Shelby Chesnes:

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Vegasminer said:
Is that an attempt at gay slur-ing Corona. I'm not gay but I'm Mexican so maybe you can throw some Mexican slurs at me? You Right wingers always revert to racism, misogyny and gay bashing when you get called out and can't defend your shit.
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Dude, I was thinking about hot women...
 
Vegasminer said:
Is that an attempt at gay slur-ing Corona. I'm not gay but I'm Mexican so maybe you can throw some Mexican slurs at me? You Right wingers always revert to racism, misogyny and gay bashing when you get called out and can't defend your shit.
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It's actually a name of a certain famous person. I'm not sure if you're referring to me as a right winger but I'm not. I'm also not a liberal. I identify more with the independents.
 
Did anyone ever go to a strip club in Zaragosa called The Black Stallion in the mid to late '80's? I did when I was 16, and this one girl was very nice to me.
 
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Man, I remember being 16 and getting in some cab on the strip and the driver taking us to some random whore house. Similar experience as she definitely aged about twenty years after we were done, although I was probably too drunk to make out her face when I got there.

We walked back to the main strip and got stopped/frisked by policia on the way. The female cop pulled out a small bag of powder ( which surprisingly wasn't mine) and told me I had drugs after she looked through my wallet. Needless to say, me and my friend gave her all the cash we had and made it back to the border.

Good times....
 
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I just got hired with an industrial supplier here in El Paso in the early 90's that was looking to break into the Juarez market (and decided to come to El Paso at the urging of Asarco since they were mainly a Midwest chain). Two of the IT staff that came down were midwestern goobers. One of the IT guys was an old fart eager for some Juarez home cooking and went back to Kansas with a nice case of The Clap.
 
I remeber going to juarez when i was in high school. Always went to this place called the cave. One time i went strangling alone or i lost my friends. I past this building and girls would be waiting outside and trying to convince me to come inside with them. Juarez is a pretty scary place at night. The only other place that scared me like juarez is New Orleans.lol
 
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