(strongly worded email)
Dear stuffed shirts at UT Board of Regents,
We the humble people of El Paso, having had the good grace and character to change names from Texas Western to Texas El Paso, and having had time to consider the pros and cons of such a change for almost 50 years, have decided to reclaim the prior name forthwith and desist from acknowledging the latter and any previous nomenclature.
Yours truly
(every citizen of El Paso and alumni of the University formerly known as Texas Western, then UTEP, now formerly UTEP and presently, Texas Western.