2016 Apocalypse

[miner1liner]

It would be less embarrassing if we just locked up the Haskins Center, put "CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE" on the marquee on Mesa and declared that we have forfeited the rest of the games this season. Maybe we could have a poll and vote for your choice of best marquee signage. Choices as follows:
1) CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
2) GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE
3) UNDER CONSTRUCTION / SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
4) APOCALYPSE NOW
5) BUILDING CONDEMNED
6) NO COMPETITIVE SPORTS AVAILABLE

 

[UTEPMiners8106]

Please excuse the mess, dumpster fire in progress.

 

[XMinerBaller]

If Hamilton and Hunter were playing, we would have won by 40. Tim needs 2 more years to get us in the Tourney.

 

[MinerDave]

If Hamilton and Hunter were playing, we would have won by 40. Tim needs 2 more years to get us in the Tourney.

You are probably right but they are not here, and the calvary is not marching thru that door next year

 

[miner1liner]

You are probably right but they are not here, and the calvary is not marching thru that door next year

I'll bet the "cavalry" doesn't come matching in either.
Just thought of another marquee statement..." TAKE MY NAME OFF OF THIS BUILDING!"

 

[unihorn]

Haskins = the ghost of Christmas past

Floyd = Ebeneezer Scrooge

 

[utep-piggy]

If Hamilton and Hunter were playing, we would have won by 40. Tim needs 2 more years to get us in the Tourney.

If "if" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas!
You're delusional if Miner fans are going to tolerate 2-3 more years of this garbage. In seven years your coach has orchestrated the steady decline of mens BB and this once proud BB program IS considered a laughing stock by our rivals and CUSA conference mates.

Here is all the proof you need: http://www.realtimerpi.com/rpi_425_Men.html

 

[utep-piggy]

It would be less embarrassing if we just locked up the Haskins Center, put "CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE" on the marquee on Mesa and declared that we have forfeited the rest of the games this season. Maybe we could have a poll and vote for your choice of best marquee signage. Choices as follows:
1) CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
2) GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE
3) UNDER CONSTRUCTION / SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
4) APOCALYPSE NOW
5) BUILDING CONDEMNED
6) NO COMPETITIVE SPORTS AVAILABLE

#3 has to be modified. "UNDER DE-CONSTRUCTION" is more appropriate.

 

[utep-piggy]

7) DUMP AHEAD
8) THE HOUSE THAT FLOYD BROKE
9) MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
10) NO WINNING ZONE

 

[UTEPMiners8106]

11) A MEANER BREED

 

[jdubb66]

12. Back to the 80s (1880s)

 

[utep-piggy]

13) HARD HEAD AREA
14) DE-CONSTRUCTION IN PROGRESS - WATCH FOR TRANSFERRING EQUIPMENT
15) KEEP OUT!
16) DEMOLITION IN PROGRESS

....OK, I'll stop now

 

[unihorn]

You guys are mean.

 

[allminer]

For Musical Entertainment Only

 

[utep-piggy]

This level of mediocrity and inferiority will always breed significant discontent

 

[LTMiner61]

It would be less embarrassing if we just locked up the Haskins Center, put "CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE" on the marquee on Mesa and declared that we have forfeited the rest of the games this season. Maybe we could have a poll and vote for your choice of best marquee signage. Choices as follows:
1) CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
2) GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE
3) UNDER CONSTRUCTION / SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
4) APOCALYPSE NOW
5) BUILDING CONDEMNED
6) NO COMPETITIVE SPORTS AVAILABLE

1) 5-year branding prediction: Striving for excellence in the Big Sky Conference
2) At least we're in the Conference Top 10 in basketball attendance with a 2,800 average
3) We're now a football school

 

[UTEPMiners8106]

We're now a football school.

That hurts. But that has my vote.