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Fake Floyd Quotes

"Listen...I'm still trying to dig out of the deep deep hole left for me by the previous coach. This...takes...time. Where's Isaac Hamilton when you need him?"

That almost sounds like something Floyd has said before. lol
 
"One time...at basketball camp...I handled some balls...Bob Stull's balls...and he promised he'd never fire me" - CTF
 
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I keep telling my players that every game we've lost we would have won if we had only scored more points than they did. They just don't seem to understand that. We just needed six more points tonight, but it's the same old story over and over again. They just don't get it. Three guys fouled out tonight and they certainly can't contribute if they do that. It's a real challenge.
 
"Millennials these days can't even keep jobs longer than three months at a time, so its hard for them to set a screen, front a post, or stay in between their man and the basket."
 
"When I was playing basketball basketball was all about defense and we rarely practiced our shooting"
 
"The problem is the hair on these kids. Millennials just don't grow the proper amount of hair on their chest these days and to me it all starts with the AAU coaches. AAU coaches have these kids growing hair in every part of their body except the chest."
 
"There isn't a program in the country who has to play UMES, UC Irvine, NMSU, then opens conference play against Texas-San Antonio, on the road by the way, without Issac Hamilton, Lee Moore, Vince Hunter, Omar Thomas, and Josh McSwiggan who missed his sweetie by the way. We're gonna fight it, but not sure how many teams can overcome that adversity, just not sure."
 
"Well shit, Bob, I picked a fine time to have a worse year than Sean Kugler. How 'bout settin' up another press conference so I can rip Kappy new one. Yeah, that's the ticket..."

Oh, wait, you said fake quotes, right?
 
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"We have had 80 kids transfer, leave, or never show up since I started coaching here. They missed out on our wonderful Mexican food."
 
"All the fans who can't appreciate me are fake, fools and uninformed. I only returned to coach in El Paso as a favor to Haskins. But boy I wish I hadn't. I've been around a lot of great fans in Chicago, New Orleans and Los Angeles. And in my opinion you guys don't know what the hell you're talking about. You know I'm dead ass right."
 
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Reporter: Coach, so how many combined D-1 wins does your team and Maryland Eastern Shore now have so far this year? Also as a follow up how many players have left your program since November?

Timmy:
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This is a nit, but can't Floyd afford some nice slacks and shirts with what we pay him?

He looked last night like he rolled out of bed hung over and threw on some wrinkled clothes lying on the floor.
 
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