OT: Investing

[MistaBinks]

Headline says the stock sunk but I show it as up 1.13% 🤷🏻‍♂️

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/chipotles-stock-sinks-after-earnings-as-sales-trends-disappoint-investors-ccb2d1ea

 

[axingfools1]

Headline says the stock sunk but I show it as up 1.13% 🤷🏻‍♂️

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/chipotles-stock-sinks-after-earnings-as-sales-trends-disappoint-investors-ccb2d1ea

"Sank" after hours. These articles are over dramatic.

 

[UTEPfan1966]

"Sank" after hours. These articles are over dramatic.

The way I understand it the market overreact then balance out

 

[FiliUTEP]

I want to invest in parking garages. Who wants to lend me $50 million?

 

[utep1966]

I want to invest in parking garages. Who wants to lend me $50 million?

I will. Send me all your info and I will take care of it.

 

[FiliUTEP]

I will. Send me all your info and I will take care of it.

You have $50 million?

 

[utep1966]

You have $50 million?

Yes

 

[FiliUTEP]

Yes

Prove it?? What kind of car do you drive?

 

[Dmanminer]

Sure fili, I’ll pitch in. Send me your bank account numbers so I can deposit the money! Routing, savings, checking, credit cards, will do. Oh yea don’t forget the expiration dates and security codes.

 

[utep1966]

Prove it?? What kind of car do you drive?

Porsche

 

[FiliUTEP]

Porsche

Millionaires don't drive Porsches. 🤨🤨🤨

Porsche

 

[FiliUTEP]

Sure fili, I’ll pitch in. Send me your bank account numbers so I can deposit the money! Routing, savings, checking, credit cards, will do. Oh yea don’t forget the expiration dates and security codes.

I'll just post my cash app. 👍👍

 

[utep1966]

Sure fili, I’ll pitch in. Send me your bank account numbers so I can deposit the money! Routing, savings, checking, credit cards, will do. Oh yea don’t forget the expiration dates and security codes.

Millionaires don't drive Porsches. 🤨🤨🤨

Whatever you want to think.

 

[utep1966]

I'll just post my cash app. 👍👍

Cool, go ahead.

 

[Dmanminer]

Nah, I don’t like cash app, Zelle or pay pal. Just bank account please!
Don’t let this opportunity pass you by Fili.

 

[axingfools1]

I want to invest in parking garages. Who wants to lend me $50 million?

Very innovative Fili

 

[MistaBinks]

More shits / giggles than anything else. In June of 2022, I received an offer from Wells Fargo to open an AI intuitive Investment account. I forget the promotion but I believe they matched your initial deposit up to $500. Something along those lines. I opened an account with $500 and I deposit $25 a month. I selected the second to highest aggressive option. It’s completely AI managed. I am definitely not depending on this for my retirement or anything. Just a flyer. So far it’s up 11% since inception and up 16% the last twelve months. Mildly interesting.

 

[axingfools1]

More shits / giggles than anything else. In June of 2022, I received an offer from Wells Fargo to open an AI intuitive Investment account. I forget the promotion but I believe they matched your initial deposit up to $500. Something along those lines. I opened an account with $500 and I deposit $25 a month. I selected the second to highest aggressive option. It’s completely AI managed. I am definitely not depending on this for my retirement or anything. Just a flyer. So far it’s up 11% since inception and up 16% the last twelve months. Mildly interesting.

Are they investing in individual stocks or ETFs/funds?

 

[FiliUTEP]

Very innovative Fili

Why?? 🤔 🤔

 

[FiliUTEP]

More shits / giggles than anything else. In June of 2022, I received an offer from Wells Fargo to open an AI intuitive Investment account. I forget the promotion but I believe they matched your initial deposit up to $500. Something along those lines. I opened an account with $500 and I deposit $25 a month. I selected the second to highest aggressive option. It’s completely AI managed. I am definitely not depending on this for my retirement or anything. Just a flyer. So far it’s up 11% since inception and up 16% the last twelve months. Mildly interesting.

Do you want to invest in my parking garages??

 

[MistaBinks]

Are they investing in individual stocks or ETFs/funds?

ETF’s though I just noticed 12% is now fixed. Thats odd since I have it on an aggressive setting.

 

[MistaBinks]

Do you want to invest in my parking garages??

Absolutely.

 

[utep1966]

ETF’s though I just noticed 12% is now fixed. Thats odd since I have it on an aggressive setting.

Something isn't right. There is no way you are getting 12 percent fixed.

 

[MistaBinks]

Something isn't right. There is no way you are getting 12 percent fixed.

You are correct. My portfolio is now 12% fixed. Which I find interesting since I have it set for aggressive investments.

 

[jdubb66]

Sure fili, I’ll pitch in. Send me your bank account numbers so I can deposit the money! Routing, savings, checking, credit cards, will do. Oh yea don’t forget the expiration dates and security codes.

There's a prince in Nigeria that can help too.

 

[utep1966]

You are correct. My portfolio is now 12% fixed. Which I find interesting since I have it set for aggressive investments.

If that is true, then put every penny you own to get 12 percent.

 

[axingfools1]

You are correct. My portfolio is now 12% fixed. Which I find interesting since I have it set for aggressive investments.

Does that mean they are charging you 12%

 

[MistaBinks]

Does that mean they are charging you 12%

No, 12% of my portfolio is in a fixed income account. I believe it’s returning a 5.5% fixed rate.

 

[utep1966]

No, 12% of my portfolio is in a fixed income account. I believe it’s returning a 5.5% fixed rate.

Oh. lol That was so confusing because you made it seem like were getting 12% interest.

The 5.5% interest rate is around what you can get in an online savings account.

 

[axingfools1]

No, 12% of my portfolio is in a fixed income account. I believe it’s returning a 5.5% fixed rate.

I see. Curious to know of the AI investor is investing in AI?