It’s obviously been a bloodbath today. Everything I own is down - bigly - except for … T-MOBILE. I’m not sure how/why but they are up almost 2%.
Maybe ET and now his family since he's been on Earth for 43 years use T-Mobile and are phoning home nonstop hoping someone can come save them from the utter chaos and disaster we have again for the next 4 years? Would have to mean that T-Mobile is banking with those interplanetary phone calls.