... the only person that would have been a bigger surprise to have been named UTEP head football coach other than Dana Dimel would have been... me. He was the last head coach at my alma mater to have a winless season. God bless you guys - you're gonna need it.
P.S. If in fact UTEP used a consulting firm for this hire, you should sue for a refund.
P.S. If in fact UTEP used a consulting firm for this hire, you should sue for a refund.