The school that should be most worried is Hawai'i. They look like the one school that could get stranded. UTEP has no choice but to wait. Its too early to jump on the MW. The PAC12 should be where UTEP aspires to be and now is the time to go all in and get into the PAC12.
Unfortunately, UTEP is UTEP.
All in is going to require next level of commitment, a comprehensive athletic vision, a community partnership, (and yes Fili, the Sun Bowl Game), and creative fundraising (Student fees?).
I’ve asked chat gpt to help out senter with a power point presentation. Here’s what it came up with.
**Slide 1: Title**
"UTEP to the PAC-12: The Ultimate Underdog Advantage"
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**Slide 2: Introduction**
"Every great conference needs balance, and what's balance without a rock-bottom foundation? Enter UTEP."
*Subtitle: Why shoot for the moon when you can solidify the ground floor?*
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**Slide 3: Boost Your Wins**
"Let’s be honest: you need us."
- **Win guarantees**: Imagine your fan base celebrating that extra W every season.
- **Player morale**: Nothing boosts team spirit like a UTEP matchup.
- **Bowl eligibility**: UTEP – your secret weapon to hit six wins.
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**Slide 4: Historic Performance**
"Consistency is key, and we've perfected it."
- A tradition of finishing near the bottom. Why break what works?
- Longest streak of not *accidentally* upsetting anyone important.
- Proven to elevate other programs' records, year after year.
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**Slide 5: Expanding Your Reach**
"Not just bottom dwellers, but geographic innovators."
- Reach into El Paso: A thriving fan base that loves football… no matter the score.
- PAC-12’s reach? From the Pacific to… almost Mexico!
- TV ratings spike as viewers watch your team light up the scoreboard against us.
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**Slide 6: Financial Simplicity**
"No need to worry about overpaying for another powerhouse."
- Low-cost membership: We know our place and our price.
- Minimal investment, maximum scheduling benefits.
- Travel to El Paso: It's like a field trip to a desert paradise, where victory awaits.
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**Slide 7: Final Pitch**
"Let’s face it: every conference needs a hero. But you also need us. The perennial underdog that reminds everyone else just how good they have it."
*UTEP: Your guaranteed win. Your conference's humble foundation.*