You be the coach, a fun play-along game

[TenaciousD]

OK, play along, you are the Head Coach at UTEP and you must choose which of the following 3 players you would play in critical moments, ready?
Player A, B or C
Here are some stats to help your decision (Don't peek at the end of this post, but I am providing some hints to help you):

Points/Game (Higher is better, right?)
A 5.6 B 3.8 C 0.9

Rebounds/Game (You probably would want more rebounds, just saying)
A 2.1 B 1.6 C 1.1

FG % (I like guys who make their shots, scoring more than opponents is one of the keys to victory)
A 60.0% B 26.7% C 50.0%

3-Point FG% (I also like guys that make 3's)
A 37.5% B 12.5% C 0.0%

Free Throw % (They're free!)
A 84.6% B 83.3% C N/A (hasn't made a trip yet)

Fouls Per 40 Minutes (Lower is better, who wants to send opponents to the line)
A 3.6 B 5.9 C 8.6

Answers:
If you say "A" - you lose - you would never make it as a Division 1 HC - get back to work, you know nothing about basketball!
If you guess "B" - Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner! - You have what it takes to beat Texas in the NCAA Tournament!
If you guess Player "C" - I see a bright future for you, an Assistant Coach job suits you well now but keep going, I like what I see


Answer Key:
A = Elijah Jones
B = Baylor Hebb
C = Garrett Levesque