Well this is an interesting thread, for sure.
The game against ACU could be win/win for UTEP. The last time we beat a FBS team was 2014 when we beat Troy. After losing to a lowly FCS team like us they decided it was time for a coaching change. The Trojans wound up hiring Neal Brown who complied a 35-16 record and three straight 10:win seasons capped by bowl wins.
Then again, wins over SFA and us would show your coach may have the program headed in the right direction after all. And wins are wins and better than losses.
On another note, I loved the description of your Qb as a guy with a “golden arm but the legs of a chihuahua.” We will counter with two QB’s with the legs of greyhounds. Neither has a golden arm though, more like silver and bronze.